People-adjusting device

If I got my hands on a devicethat changes the settings of people I dislike,I'd probably use it on plenty of people every day.

For someone whose voice is loud and intimidating,I'd set "voice volume" to -10dB.

For someone who keeps calling me out of the blue,I'd switch their "preferred contact method" to email.

For someone who only ever says negative things,I'd set their "positivity of thought" to +50.

And eventually,someone else would use the device on me,setting my own "desire to change other people" to -100.