Thoughts on black holes

Sometimes, for breakfast,I buy a cream puff and a coffee.

Repeating this three times a week,in a year I consume 156 of each.

Thus, in a century,15,600 cream puffs and 15,600 coffees.In ten millennia,1,560,000 of each.

In mass, that is roughly 375 tons.I am a black hole in human skin.

If I grew greedy and started buying two cream puffs,what would become of me?

The thought alone is terrifying.